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Go Fug Yourself

Sometimes I wonder why I don't actually "write" on here more, as in, compose original material rather than commenting on things I've seen elsewhere.. Then I read sites like this. This, whilst, really, just being a collection of comments on pictures, is so completely well written.. I'm humbled by this chick's snarkiness. She makes me wanna go mormon, just so I can make her my next wife. Anyway, have a read, and a huge giggle. I can't remember when I've laughed so heartily.

"Memory almost full"
by Gregory R. Todd
Harpers Magazine

A bit of dry legal humor -- of all things -- from Harper's. A lovely Monday giggle, particularly for us Beatles fans.

I did this for Kate, using this. I just love it so much. Then again, my own jokes often amuse me inordinately.

Eastern suburbs cat high on cocaine - Breaking News - National - Breaking News

"It was having trouble walking, was
easily startled, paced incessantly and
was too anxious to have a thermometer
inserted into its rectum"

I don't think anything I could add would make this any funnier. Prop's to Nabsy for sending this one over